This is the section of this blog in which you would normally find a basic description of myself or my Tumblr. Perhaps you are expecting me to delve into my personal interests or make an amusing anecdote. Maybe you are searching for what kinds items I shall be uploading. In place of these items, I offer my fellow Tumblrs but one eloquent phrase: woof.
If I were to torture someone i would play a song really quietly so that they can hear it if they strain their ears and theyll be wondering whether or not theyre imagining it, then i’ll gradually build up the volume to a crecendo until the music overpowers them and they gently begin to weep.
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- Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
- Walk around the house naked.
- Pee behind a building.
- Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
- Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
- Stare at my penis.
- Get a blowjob.
you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy
it is not