catpun: PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
gaysexistheanswer: hungarian: someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer thank you
tardisparkingonly: The Doctor’s name should be Justin Time.
i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem
witchyhellbroth: pinenolanapple: it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here” #don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
Anonymous asked: ive had a bad day and i feel so empty and i miss someone i never really had and i got so upset i threw up yuck today sucks
unicornmunch: here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you: hug go on walks while holding hands smile kiss cuddle have cute little dates have movie nights take adorable pictures go new places try new things fall in love brutally fuck you look at the stars do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
AND THUS THE COLLECTIVE HAITUS OF THE BIG 3 BEGINS
rnph: there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
themisadventuresofmaddy: do you ever feel like you’re just sort of there like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really...
i-o-u-an-assbutt: iamaproudsuperwholockian: counting-to-one-hundred: APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT Are we? yes we fucking are...
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
Totodile's Woods: turn-my-automatic-world-around:... →
turn-my-automatic-world-around: legend-of-totodile: turn-my-automatic-world-around: not posting selfies on tumblr ever again because http://legend-of-totodile.tumblr.com/ searches my archive and sticks every single one on his blog ;) but…but…it’s because you are…
pizzaforpresident: fffcuk: pizzaforpresident: pizzaforpresident: IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT why are you screaming I’M JUST...
goldtriforce: THE WORST FEEL IS WANTING A VIDEO GAME THAT YOU DON’T HAVE A CONSOLE FOR
Today is singles week. If you're single reblog...
When attempting to speak to pretty ladies
My stomach says: "Mind if I take you to the finest restaurant in town and buy you the best meal you'll ever eat because a lady like you deserves it."
My ears say: "Your voice sounds like the sweet tune of a violin."
My nose says: "You smell of the blooms in a warm, summer breeze."
My eyes say: "Your eyes sparkle like the stars on a clear night sky. Your skin glows like a candle's flame. Your hair flows like a springtime creek."
My hands say: "Your skin feels as soft as a freshly dried blanket that has just come out of the dryer."
My brain says: "You are so intelligent and quite the logical match for me."
My mouth says:
toadlyoko: So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
gabilliamqueen: i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking haha guess whos gettin that dick not u me
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
piercethesleepingcarlile: chxshire: i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three I think about this post a lot
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother peter pot peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan and this is probably why no one talks about him peter pot is so high, he neverlands. and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
zooeyclairedeschahell: “cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi